Happy Father's Day

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life... The wives want both!

Marriage is like a public toilet - Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in the neighborhood.

**Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

**Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

**Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself

**Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

**A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

**It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she is in love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.

**It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman to make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!

**Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.*