Pray for Japan

The problem with all these quakes and tsunamies is Hawayah is in the middle of all these things.Any major quakes certainly puts us at risk here. When the Biggie everybody is predicting for California hits, the resulting tidal wave will probably wipe out Hawayah too!

Even this Nuke meltdown can release vapors that will ride the jet stream to Hawaii! A dozen more double digit magnitudes and Canada will have Hawaiian weather! The Earth shifts every time there is a quake.

Hawaii is also in the ring of fire but our volcanoes are active and are able to vent slowly so there is no major build up. It is like flatulence. If you are able to release small test farts, you can be assured there will be no catastrophic explosions later. This is most helpful during after-emergency situations when the toilet paper supply is sold out.

The nuke minister made a press release saying "I must be careful in using the correct words" and then continued to explain that " the water did not reach desired level from the time of the earthquake to the present and that some of the rods were actually bent".

Translation : We screwed up and nobody was checking if the pumps were working. By the time we reacted to it, we already had a meltdown!

I really hope they will be able to contain the damage. Japanese cars in Hawaii are imported from Japan. The recent recalls did not significantly affect the Mazdas, Toyotas, Hondas and Subarus/Suzukis in Hawaii.

Imagine a bunch of cars glowing in the dark!