A Love Story **nosebleed

We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come fromthe same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed onetime on another. But it's only now that I gave him asecond look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes.The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cutepala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, "Ihope you don't mine. Can I get your number?" Nag-worryako. What if he doesn't give it back? He explained naman na it's so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko,connect me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa anggalit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya!I criedbuckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang nathis is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of hisfeelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love.Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowedour fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time.After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will youmarriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakinmo, when it rains, it's four! This is true good to betrue. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a manysplendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everythingswell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglangsa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng,"Well, well, well. Look do we have here." What thefuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they werestill on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me someslacks! I didn't want this to get our hand kaya I hadto sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling herboyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to portrait the roleof the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! Itold her, "please, mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problemanymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everythingis coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriendsaid liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Lookat is this way. She's our of our lives."
Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can nevercan tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there.Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just prayfor the internal and external repose of yoursoul. I second emotion.

Deaf Wife

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and hethought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her,he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband couldperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away fromher and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was inthe den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see whathappens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from hiswife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from hiswife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey,what's for dinner?" Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

(I just love this)

"Ralph, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"