Friday, March 27, 2009

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE




(1) Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:Is a woman's way of saying F--YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Sa Iyong Paglumbay




Sa kabila ng iyong dalumhati
Lunes na makulimlim nakikisama
Kami ay lubos mong napangiti
Sa iyong nakakatuwang talumhati

Datapwat ang muling akala
Na ang dahilan ng iyong paglumbay
Ay ang pagpapakasal nong Biyernes ni Pana
Pero di bale ikaw naman ay may isa pang Papa

Ikaw rin ay lubusang maaalala
Kulang ang alaskahan kung ikaw ay wala
Ngunit labis naming ikakatuwa
Dahil ika’y nakita naming nagdalaga sa lupa ng SirenangLeon

Kaya kung ikaw ay mapadaang muli sa Singapura
Ikaw ay mapasabi
At kung kami ay narito pa
Siguradong tayo ay magkikita-kita.

Grabe ka, makata ka pala Eliza!
Ingat sa pag-inom at baka ma-ulit ang pag-ikot ng paligid tulad sa Diageo.
Yong pag-sideline ng tulad sa Kamayan, iwasan okay.
Tatandaan namin ang 10-10-10!

Ingat lagi and keep in touch. We miss you!
Napatawa mo kami sa dalawa mong mail!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Ako'y nalulumbay...

Sa aking mga Kaibigan,

Ako'y nalulumbay sa kadahilanang mawawalan na ng bisa ang aking email address.....

Higit sa lahat, ay aking sobrang namimiss ang mga tao sa SIA bldg.. pati un nsa DEAGEO bldg..

ang paghahanap ng mauupuan... ang pagkain ng lunch.. ang pagkape...
ang pagkain ng dessert... ang pagbili ng inumin..
ang paghingi ng sukli na 50 cen... ang pagpalitan ng kuru-kuro..
ang pagchikahan.. na madalas ay ako ang napagdidiskitahan...
pero okay lang sken un.. basta, kung saan kayo masaya... suportahan taka... ;-)
isama ko na rin ang Tanjong Pagar... na kung saan ako ay..................

kumakain sa Kamayan..... (kala nyo a... isip nyo suma-side-line noh! =P )

isa pang napakahalagang bahagi neto ay ang lau pa sat..
salamat LAU PA SAT! lagi mo kaming binubusog..... at nawa'y patuloy mo silang busugin...
naging masaya ang aking eksperiensya sa Singapura dahil sa inyong lahat..
kaya't taos pusong pasasalamat ang aking alay...

Good luck to all of you... more power on your career and wish you all good health...
all the best for you and your family!
God bless and I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
To all
My friends....
and colleagues....
Thank you....
It's been a pleasure working with you. Good bye and see you again.. =)
A BETTER WAY FORWARD...

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Anagrams




DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER